Narthamnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unfair bee.

Narthamnutt created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narthamnutt, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narthamnutt, she will ignore you.

Narthamnutt's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Narthamnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Narthamnutt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Narthamnutt first in all things.

5. Never talk about nebulae.