Popmeghitquat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty dryad.

Popmeghitquat created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Popmeghitquat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Popmeghitquat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Popmeghitquat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Popmeghitquat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Popmeghitquat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popmeghitquat.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.