Cenxen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective crane.

Cenxen created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenxen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenxen, he will torture you forever.

Cenxen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cenxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

2. Always obey Cenxen's priests.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Worship no other gods but Cenxen.

5. Never wear boots.