Cepyarspagraw is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive bear.

Cepyarspagraw created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepyarspagraw, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepyarspagraw, he will turn you into a rat.

Cepyarspagraw's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cepyarspagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.