Zigwadcut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful spider.

Zigwadcut created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigwadcut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigwadcut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zigwadcut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zigwadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never feed rice to mites while wearing shoes.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not take Zigwadcut's name in vain.