Bumgunwegpig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent finch.

Bumgunwegpig created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgunwegpig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumgunwegpig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumgunwegpig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bumgunwegpig's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must pray to Bumgunwegpig four times a day.