Yimtifstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful alligator.

Yimtifstan created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimtifstan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimtifstan, she will curse you with boils.

Yimtifstan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yimtifstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. You must love Yimtifstan.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimtifstan.