Zencumfat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage parrot.

Zencumfat created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencumfat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zencumfat, he will turn you into a slug.

Zencumfat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zencumfat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Zencumfat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not take Zencumfat's name in vain.

3. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.