Bunbugyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless troll.

Bunbugyik created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbugyik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunbugyik, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bunbugyik's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bunbugyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to manatees while wearing fawn shoes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.