Targpasbegkam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic giraffe.

Targpasbegkam created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targpasbegkam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targpasbegkam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targpasbegkam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Targpasbegkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.