Bighonfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable wyrm.

Bighonfub created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bighonfub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bighonfub, she will ignore you.

Bighonfub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bighonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

4. Hide from black mice for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.