Febkipwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty snail.

Febkipwip created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febkipwip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Febkipwip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Febkipwip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Febkipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing brown ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing blue corsets.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.