Panhunnan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy dog.

Panhunnan created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panhunnan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Panhunnan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Panhunnan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Panhunnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Panhunnan loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.