Tipfebged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient guinea pig.

Tipfebged created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfebged, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tipfebged, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tipfebged's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tipfebged's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to sheep while wearing skirts.

2. Tipfebged loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed nuts to bats while wearing fawn stockings.