Inghomcum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful hamster.

Inghomcum created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inghomcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Inghomcum, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Inghomcum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Inghomcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Inghomcum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not make images of living things.