Madyatsab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable wren.

Madyatsab created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madyatsab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Madyatsab, it will be very unhappy.

Madyatsab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Madyatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.