Tanvenhadnibbumspagbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever crocodile.

Tanvenhadnibbumspagbep created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanvenhadnibbumspagbep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tanvenhadnibbumspagbep, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tanvenhadnibbumspagbep's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tanvenhadnibbumspagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your head cyan.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing white stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your arms.