Pinpitbem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional yak.

Pinpitbem created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinpitbem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pinpitbem, he will turn you into a duck.

Pinpitbem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pinpitbem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Pinpitbem in the centre of the settlement.