Hivnilljan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm
wyrm.
Hivnilljan created a charm quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivnilljan, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Hivnilljan, she will think nothing of it.
Hivnilljan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Hivnilljan's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hivnilljan in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
3. Do not skip in public.
4. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing indigo ear rings.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.