Pangmincin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unjust beaver.

Pangmincin created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmincin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pangmincin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pangmincin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pangmincin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Pangmincin on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about comets.
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