Bomafvig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless monkey.

Bomafvig created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomafvig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bomafvig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bomafvig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bomafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.