Ortsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring cobra.

Ortsis created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Ortsis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ortsis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ortsis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ortsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about dark matter near mites while wearing cyan skirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Worship no other gods but Ortsis.

4. Put Ortsis first in all things.

5. Never write about planets.