Gepranbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able wren.

Gepranbonk created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepranbonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepranbonk, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gepranbonk's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gepranbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Gepranbonk first in all things.