Vanwitkan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish whale.

Vanwitkan created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanwitkan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vanwitkan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vanwitkan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vanwitkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vanwitkan's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Vanwitkan loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.
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