Konnurlgen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish goat.

Konnurlgen created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konnurlgen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konnurlgen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Konnurlgen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Konnurlgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing orange rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konnurlgen.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Konnurlgen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.