Dungovrakhon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic horse.

Dungovrakhon created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dungovrakhon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dungovrakhon, it will strike you with lightening.

Dungovrakhon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dungovrakhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing blue hats.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.