Lenhasfubfed is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, emotional cow.

Lenhasfubfed created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhasfubfed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lenhasfubfed, it will turn you into a mole.

Lenhasfubfed's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lenhasfubfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.