Lunflagkad Bughimnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate fairy.

Lunflagkad Bughimnak created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunflagkad Bughimnak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunflagkad Bughimnak, he will turn you into a slug.

Lunflagkad Bughimnak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lunflagkad Bughimnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Lunflagkad Bughimnak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.