Bonjabwee is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful spider.

Bonjabwee created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonjabwee, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonjabwee, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonjabwee's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bonjabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bonjabwee's name in vain.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Never travel toward the south during winter.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.