Queegraklig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate goat.

Queegraklig created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegraklig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queegraklig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Queegraklig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Queegraklig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegraklig.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.