Omingabflag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong aardvark.

Omingabflag created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingabflag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omingabflag, he will turn you into a tree.

Omingabflag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Omingabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.