Yaknarlfom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy duck.

Yaknarlfom created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknarlfom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yaknarlfom, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yaknarlfom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yaknarlfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Yaknarlfom.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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