Hugbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying camel.

Hugbit created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugbit, it will curse you with boils.

Hugbit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hugbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing yellow coats and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Hugbit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sing near horses.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.