Botdunwot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish ant.

Botdunwot created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Botdunwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Botdunwot, she will turn you into a rat.

Botdunwot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Botdunwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Botdunwot on top of important buildings.