Botdunwot is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, selfish
ant.
Botdunwot created a Higgs boson six million years ago.
If you believe in
Botdunwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Botdunwot, she will turn you into a rat.
Botdunwot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Botdunwot's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick geese.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.
5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Botdunwot on top of important buildings.