Bimyogcabzagbunbab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak hippopotamus.

Bimyogcabzagbunbab created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimyogcabzagbunbab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimyogcabzagbunbab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimyogcabzagbunbab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bimyogcabzagbunbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.