Wadortbap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm capybara.

Wadortbap created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadortbap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wadortbap, he will not invite you to parties.

Wadortbap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wadortbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Never pour water over plants.