Butparklag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident wyrm.

Butparklag created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butparklag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butparklag, it will turn you into a plant.

Butparklag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Butparklag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear gray tights.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Never hurt squirrels.