Ganhomtal is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage crab.

Ganhomtal created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganhomtal, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ganhomtal, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ganhomtal's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ganhomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.