Wodfebraw is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental capybara.

Wodfebraw created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfebraw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodfebraw, he will not invite you to parties.

Wodfebraw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wodfebraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not drink alcohol.