Wancussinghiv Gesskarmetdobbotkonlargyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable mole.

Wancussinghiv Gesskarmetdobbotkonlargyar created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wancussinghiv Gesskarmetdobbotkonlargyar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wancussinghiv Gesskarmetdobbotkonlargyar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wancussinghiv Gesskarmetdobbotkonlargyar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wancussinghiv Gesskarmetdobbotkonlargyar's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.