Lipbancid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate jellyfish.

Lipbancid created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbancid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipbancid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lipbancid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lipbancid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.