Fudxemrill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented centipede.

Fudxemrill created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudxemrill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudxemrill, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fudxemrill's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fudxemrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fudxemrill loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if seven snakes approach from the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.