Farnhandid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous owl.

Farnhandid created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Farnhandid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farnhandid, it will manifest in front of you.

Farnhandid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Farnhandid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Farnhandid.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.