Lenstanflis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive dragon.

Lenstanflis created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenstanflis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lenstanflis, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lenstanflis' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lenstanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide if three nematodes approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.