Midwigtan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, weak armadillo.

Midwigtan created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Midwigtan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Midwigtan, it will manifest in front of you.

Midwigtan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Midwigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Never pour water over plants.