Midwigtan is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, weak
armadillo.
Midwigtan created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in
Midwigtan, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Midwigtan, it will manifest in front of you.
Midwigtan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Midwigtan's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum mechanics.
2. Never mention foxes.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not kill great tits.
5. Never pour water over plants.