Podtailman Queegvabdod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful cobra.

Podtailman Queegvabdod created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podtailman Queegvabdod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Podtailman Queegvabdod, he will cry a lot.

Podtailman Queegvabdod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Podtailman Queegvabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always wear red.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Podtailman Queegvabdod.

5. Never eat melons.