Gofyogfly is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Gofyogfly created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofyogfly, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofyogfly, she will turn you into a slug.

Gofyogfly's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gofyogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Gofyogfly loves mice, so they must be honoured.