Gofyogfly is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic
jellyfish.
Gofyogfly created time and space four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gofyogfly, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gofyogfly, she will turn you into a slug.
Gofyogfly's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Gofyogfly's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about manatees.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing yellow jumpers.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Gofyogfly loves mice, so they must be honoured.