Rullfenquill is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy cat.

Rullfenquill created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullfenquill, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rullfenquill, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rullfenquill's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rullfenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed coconuts to mites while wearing scarves.

3. Never wear cyan stockings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near otters while wearing mauve hats.
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