Barnnegdob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating manatee.

Barnnegdob created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Barnnegdob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Barnnegdob, he will try to impress you with trees.

Barnnegdob's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Barnnegdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.