Pagmotwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient centaur.

Pagmotwab created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmotwab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pagmotwab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pagmotwab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pagmotwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Pagmotwab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from orange dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Pagmotwab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never chant near aardvarks.