Jarnrenbem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful yak.

Jarnrenbem created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrenbem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jarnrenbem, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jarnrenbem's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jarnrenbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.