Bestlankab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable alligator.

Bestlankab created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bestlankab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestlankab, it will be very unhappy.

Bestlankab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bestlankab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Bestlankab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.