Sanmumgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful zebra.

Sanmumgeb created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmumgeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanmumgeb, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sanmumgeb's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sanmumgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.